Tofu

Tofu is the four-legged face of the office and takes her role as Chief Barketing Officer very seriously—unless there’s a bird, snack, or squeaky toy nearby. A proud Shiba Inu with a flair for drama and suspiciously selective hearing, Tofu brings pawsitive vibes, impromptu zoomies, and just the right amount of side-eye to keep everyone in check.

When she’s not supervising meetings with a judgmental stare, Tofu enjoys long walks (as long as they go her way), gourmet treats (yes, she’s a bit bougie), and napping in sunspots like it’s her full-time job. She’s also a firm believer in work-life balance—emphasis on the nap part.

Follow the fur, stay for the sass. Tofu may not type emails, but her presence alone boosts morale—and possibly treat budgets.

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